[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Went to a party. I danced all night. I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight.
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But now I'm jaded. You're out of luck. I'm rolling down the stairs too drunk to fuck.
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Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk 
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to fuck.
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I like your stories. I like your gun. Shooting out cop tires sounds like loads and loads of 
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fun.
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But in my room. Wish you were dead. You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead.
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Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It’s all I need right now, too drunk
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 to fuck.
 
[Bridge]
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[Verse]
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Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. I’m sick soft gooey and cold, too 
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drunk to fuck.
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About to drop. My head's a mess. The only salvation is: I'll never see you again.
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You give me head. It makes it worse. Take out your fucking retainer    put it in your purse.
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Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk to fuck. Too drunk. To fuck. It’s all I need right now, oh baby.
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I’m melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby   And now I got diarrhea, too drunk to fuck
 
[Outro]
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